I Was Just A Young Guy Who

When I Was A Kid You Always Heard About The Israeli Army And You Always Heard About This Tiny Little Country And How Everyone Around Them Wants Them Gone, And Every Time Somebody Comes After Them They Take Care Of Business. And So As A Jewish Kid You Were Proud Of That.

I Still Get Very Scared When I Step In Front Of A Live Audience.

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My Grandmother Used To Embarrass Me More, When She Would Pick Me Up From School Wearing A Big Fuzzy Hat. I Didn't Like That.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.