I Was In The Game For The

I Was The Best Manager In Britain Because I Was Never Devious Or Cheated Anyone. I’d Break My Wife’s Legs If I Played Against Her, But I’d Never Cheat Her.

Denis Law Could Dance On Eggshells.

When I've Got Nothing Better To Do, I Look Down The League Table To See How Everton Are Getting Along.

I've Had Many Skilful Men And The Likes Of Peter Thompson, Ian St John, Kevin Keegan And Steve Heighway Were The Ones Who Caught The Eye. But The Best Professional Of The Lot Was Gerry Byrne. He Wasn't Flashy And He Wouldn't Score You Goals. But He Was Hard And Skilful And Gave You Everything He Had. More Than That He Was Totally Honest. Which Is The Greatest Quality Of All. He Was A True Liverpudlian Who Couldn't Look His Fellow Scousers In The Face After A Game Unless He'd Given Everything He Had For 90 Minutes.

Chairman Mao Has Never Seen A Greater Show Of Red Strength.