I Was In Kashmir Last Weekend. Went

Once You Sign On As An Actor, You Know, You Don't Go To The Editing Room, You Don't See How They Cut, You Don't See How They Score, You Don't See How They Cast The Rest Of The Movie.

Wouldn't This Be A Great World If Insecurity And Desperation Made Us More Attractive?

Donald Trump Announces This Morning That He Will Run For President. His Hair Will Announce On Friday.

Bullfights Are Hugely Popular Because You Can Sit Comfortably With A Hot Dog And Possibly Watch A Man Die. It Wont Be Me, But I Can Sit Comfortably And Watch It.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.