I Was In College In Washington, D.c.

Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

I Remember During My Lifetime I Would Meet Women, And It Was Almost Like God Would Say To Me, 'now, This Woman Here Is Not The One You Are Going To End Up With, But She Is Going To Be A Lot Like This Woman; Look At This Woman, Study This Woman.' And When My Wife Showed Up, He Was Like, 'you Recognize Her Now?'

When I Am Sitting Home, And I Am Happy And I Have My Tv Show And I Don't Need To Work And I'm Married Now And I Like To Be In Line By My Pool With My Yoga Instructor Wife And Eating Fruit And Taking In The Sun, Then Life Is Good.

For Better Or Ill, I Was Very Heavily Influenced By Men I Knew Who Always Dressed Formally.

New York City Is A Mismanaged Carnival Of Stupidity That Is Desperate For Revenue And Anxious To Criminalize Behavior Once Thought Benign.