I Want You To Like Me, But

With The Story Of Your Life, You Dont Get To Write The Whole Book, Just Your Character.

Everyone's So Timid And Afraid To Insult Anybody, But In The End, It's Like We're All Trying To Please Everyone. In The End, We Please No One.

I Love Horror Movies And I Love Being Scared, But I Don't Like Them, If They're Not Based On A True Story. It's Like Knowing How The Sausage Is Made.

I Remember Reading These Articles When I Was Younger, And I Just Felt Like, Well, In Order To Look Like That, You Have To Have Some Secret, Magical Unicorn Blood That Makes Carbs Disappear As They Go Into Your Body. I Prefer The Truth.

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.