I Was Going To Go To Church,

Diesel Is Back," Ranger Said. Yes. How Did You Know?" I Woke Up With A Migraine This Morning." Ranger Said.

Its Always Nice To Have A Stud Muffin At The Table.

Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma Said. “bunch Of Wimps.

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

Babe," Ranger Said. "you're Looking A Little Strung Out. Is There Anything I Should Know?" I'm On A Sugar Withdrawal. I've Given Up Desert And It's All I Can Think About." That Had Been True Five Minutes Ago. Now That Ranger Was Standng In Front Of Me I Was Thinking A Cupcake Wasn't What I Actually Needed. Maybe I Can Help You Get Your Mind Off Doughnuts," Ranger Said. My Mouth Dropped Open, And I Think Some Drool Might Have Dribbled Out.