I Was Going To Go To Church,

Has It Ever Occurred To You That You Might Be Delusional?' That's What The Psychiatrist Said, But I Think He's Wrong. There's An Evil Flying Pizza Out There, And It's Got Brenda's Name On It.

Cracker Jacks Don't Count As Junk Food Because They're Corn And Peanuts, Which We Know To Be High In Nutrition. And They Have A Prize Inside.

I Guessed My Mother Figured If My Father Got Right Down To The Task Of Eating He Wouldn’t Be So Inclined To Jump Up And Strangle My Grandmother.

Bob Had A Dog Buscuit Stuck To His Head. "how Does He Always Get Food Stuck To Him?" I Asked Morelli. "i Don't Know," Morelli Said. "it's A Bob Mystery. I Think Stuff Falls Out Of His Mouth And He Rolls In It. I'm Not Sure." -morelli And Stephanie

-you're Gloating, Max. It's Not Flattering. Somebody Needs To Teach You A Little Humility.- -a Good Woman Could Do That.- -she'd Have To Be Armed And Dangerous.-