I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get

If You Don't Love The Dodgers, There's A Good Chance You May Not Get Into Heaven.

Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know I Have No Time To Slow Down.

I Didn't Even Graduate From High School. I've Never Told Anybody That Before. I Got My Degree Later, When I Was In The Army.

The Only Angels In Los Angeles Are In Heaven, And They're Looking Down On The Dodgers.