I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get

I've Been Catholic All My Life, And There's One Thing I've Never Understood. Why Didn't The Corinthians Write Back?

The Worst Team In Baseball's History Won Only 55 Games. The Best Team Ever Won 110 Out Of 160, So You're Virtually Guaranteed To Win 1/3 Of The Time And Lose 1/3 Of The Time. The Difference Is The 1/3 In The Middle. You Don't Know What Bucket The Game You're Playing Falls Into, So If You're Smart, You'll Fight Like Everything For All Of Them.

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

It Is A Great Honor To Be Inducted Into The Pacific Coast League Hall Of Fame. When You Honor Me With This Distinction, You Really Honor The Players Who Put Me There. All Of The Honors I Receive Became A Reality Only Through The Contributions Of My Players. In Addition To Myself, You Also Honor My Family And The Dodger Organization. I Accept This Recognition With Pride And Gratitude.