I Was Brought Up As A Catholic.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

Don't Buy One Of Those Baby Intercoms. Babies Pretend To Be Dead. They're Bastards, And They Do It On Purpose.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

I Am Totally, Absolutely Romantic. When I Broke Up With A Girl I Would Listen To The Most Heart-breaking Music And Make It Worse. That's What Girls Do. I Think I Am A Girl Really.

Behind The Proscenium Arch, You Can't Always Hear What People In The Audience Are Saying.