I Was Brought Up As A Catholic.

My Parents Used To Take Me To The Pet Department And Tell Me It Was A Zoo.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

Sex Therapist Claims That The Most Effective Way To Arouse Your Man Is To Spend 10 Minutes Licking His Ears!! Personally, I Think Its Bollocks!!

Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!

When You Involved In An Accident And Someone Asks "are You Alright?" Yes Fine Thanks, I'll Just Pick Up My Limbs And Be Off.