I Was Born With The Biggest Middle

Before I Was Famous, When I Was Just Working In Gilbert's Lodge, Everything Was Moving In Slow Motion.

My Pen And Paper Causes A Chain Reaction, To Get Your Brain Relaxing.

I Don't Hate Women - They Just Sometimes Make Me Mad.

I'm About As Normal As Norman Bates.

If We Can Hump Dead Animals And Antelopes, There's No Reason That A Man And Another Man Can't Elope.