I Was Born In And Worked In

I Was A Handsome Boy, A Very Handsome Young Man, Bright Blue Eyes, Mmm. I Would Make Trucks Skid Off The Road. Anyway, Girls Were Never A Problem; The Problem Was Me. But A Lot Of Guys Didn't Like Me Because I Made It Look So Easy, But It Wasn't Easy For Me Or Anybody. When You're 24, It's Not Easy. You Haven't Reached Anywhere That You Want To Be, So My Looks Helped Me Get In The Movies, And I'm Privileged That My Parents Came Up With What I Look Like. What They Did I'll Never Know And I Don't Care.

Everywhere I Go In The World, People Know Me And Recognise Me And Really Show Affection For Me.

Joe: We Can't Just Walk Out On Her Without Saying Goodbye. Jerry: What? Since When? You Usually Walk Out And Leave 'em With Nothing But A Kick In The Teeth. Joe: That's When I Was A Saxophone Player. Now I'm A Millionaire.

I've Made 122 Movies, And I Daresay There's A Picture Of Mine Showing Somewhere In The World Every Day.

Every Movie I've Been In Has Ended Up On Television.