I Was An Uncommonly Unattractive Young Man.

I Am To Provide The Public With Beneficial Shocks.

A Movie Should Be As Long As One Can Hold Their Bladder

Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.

Making A Film Means, First Of All, To Tell A Story. That Story Can Be An Improbable One, But It Should Never Be Banal. It Must Be Dramatic And Human. What Is Drama, After All, But Life With The Dull Bits Cut Out?

I Am A Typed Director. If I Made Cinderella, The Audience Would Immediately Be Looking For A Body In The Coach.