For Me, The Cinema Is Not A

Television Has Brought Back Murder Into The Home - Where It Belongs.

Cary Grant Is The Only Actor I Ever Loved In My Whole Life.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

A Movie Should Be As Long As One Can Hold Their Bladder

Suspense Is Like A Woman. The More Left To The Imagination, The More The Excitement. ... The Conventional Big-bosomed Blonde Is Not Mysterious. And What Could Be More Obvious Than The Old Black Velvet And Pearls Type? The Perfect ‘woman Of Mystery’ Is One Who Is Blonde, Subtle And Nordic. ... Although I Do Not Profess To Be An Authority On Women, I Fear That The Perfect Title [for A Movie], Like The Perfect Woman Is Difficult To Find.