I Was Always Very Shy But As

I Was Very Interested In Vaudeville. It Was The Only Sort Of Discipline That Was A Five-minute Act On Stage, Which Is What I Really Enjoyed And Saw Myself Doing. And I Bought Books On It.

These Days It's Hard To Look At A Poodle Without Thinking What A Good Meal He Would Make.

When I Die, Now Don't Think That I'm A Nut, Don't Want No Fancy Funeral, Just One Like Old King Tut.

I Guess I Wouldn't Believe In Anything If It Weren't For My Lucky Astrology Mood Watch.

I Believe Ronald Reagan Can Make This Country What It Once Was... An Arctic Region Covered With Ice.