As Much As I Remember, I Just

Being On Twitter Is Like Having A Fern.

Introductions Are Hard To Come By When Your Natural State Is Shyness

She Tried To Get Even With Him Through Psychological Warfare But Couldn't, Because He Didn't Care.

I'm Not Trying To Be A Big Shot Or Anything Like That, But I Get My Drinks Half Price.

With A Cheery Delicacy She Divided My Obsessions Into Three Categories: Acceptable, Unacceptable, And Hilarious.