I Was A Very Difficult Child, And

I Didn't Go Looking To Marry An American, It Just Kinda Happened Like That.

If I Ever Have Sex With Someone I Might Be Able To Develop A Sense Of Humor.

It's A Very Difficult Thing Losing A Parent, But I Think There's An Added Complication For Me, Because He Was So Well-loved And He Had This Very Open Charm That Made People Feel They Had A Personal Relationship With Him.

I Would Quite Like To Play A Big Concert As Freddie Mercury. I Cant Sing That Great And I Havent Yet Found A Use For The Over Large Size Of My Teeth. I Quite Fancy A Mustache Like That And He Was Such A Great Showman.

Someone Once Said That You Can Make The Choice Between Getting Old And Getting Creepy, And I Think Getting Old Is The Way To Go.