I Was A Street Performer For Two

I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not A Clown.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

I'm Not Ashamed To Tell The Truth About What Happened In My Family. I Think That's What Makes My Comedy Different.

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.