I Was A Street Performer For Two

I Don't Ever Watch Myself. By Watching, You Try To Perfect Yourself, Become A Robot.

I'm Not A Star, I Hate That Word, And I'm An Entertainer. Stars Fall, You Know, I'm An Entertainer. I Want To Be Known As An Entertainer.

My Girlfriend Rhonda, Who's Now My Wife, I Graduated From High School, She Got Pregnant. My Grandfather Said, 'you've Got To Do The Right Thing.'

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.