I Was A Street Performer For Two

I Came From A Place Where There Wasn't A Lot Of Joy.

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.

I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not A Clown.

You're Never Going To See Me Playing A Buffoon.

If I Can Tell Someone A Story That Makes Them Bend Over And Laugh, That's Bigger Than Anything Else.