I Was A Really Nervous Kid. I

Laughing Can Serve You In Dark Moments And Even Help You Crawl Your Way Back Out.

I See Guys With, Like, Eyebrow Art, And I Wanna Tell Them, 'you Don't Have To Go Too Crazy On Your Brows. Take It Easy, Man!

I'm Not One Of Those Actors Who Romanticizes His Trials Working Out And Brags That He Can Bench Press A Panda Now.

I'm Sure I Have A Lot To Atone For, If There Is A Judgment Day. It's Gonna Be A Long List For Me. It Goes Right Up Until I Was About 18 And Then I Sort Of Straightened Out.

I Remember Being Upset Because I Was Finally Legal To Drink In Canada, And I Decided To Throw That All Away And Move To America, Where I Had To Wait Another Two Years. I Came Here To Do Improv And To Try To Join The Groundlings.