I Was A Big Sci-fi Fantasy Geek

I Like The Way My Own Feet Smell. I Love To Smell My Sneakers When I Take Them Off.

I Come From One Of These Hideous Backgrounds Where Being Sincere Is Like - Ugh, You Might As Well Kill Yourself.

I Mean, I Don't Like Anyone Who Likes Themselves Too Much.

I Think The Thing That I Always Try To Do - Because It Piques My Interest - Is To Play Really Different Parts All The Time.

I Just Want To Be Married, Or Just Engaged. Basically, I Just Want A Ring. And The Tax Break.