I Wanted To Write A Happy Song.

I Don't Want To Be One Of Those People Who Claim To Hate Labels, But It's True. I Even Feel That We've Got It All Wrong With The Whole Gay/straight Thing. There Is A Spectrum. Everybody Is Completely Different. Some People Are Way Over On This Side Of The Spectrum, Some Are On The Other Side, And Some Are Crossed In Certain Ways.

I Don't Mind Making A Fool Of Myself. I Felt Like People Would Be Accepting Of That Because, To Me, That Seems Like An Interesting Way To Do A Show. I've Always Thought That It's Interesting To Watch People Work Things Out On Stage.

For Many Years, I Was A Really Heavy Drinker, But People Don't Know About That Because I'm By Myself All The Time. Recently, I Didn't Drink For Eight Or Nine Months, And I Learned That Alcohol Was Quadrupling The Embarrassing Moments - Those Moments When You're Drunk And You Say Something You Remember The Next Morning And Feel Embarrassed About.

I Can Spend A Lot Of Time On The Internet As A Substitute For Tv. This Is Part Of The Reason Why I'm Not A Good Girlfriend - You Can't Sit Down With Me And Watch A Movie. I Hate Being Strapped Down To Stay With Something.

I Like The Idea Of The Idler Wheel - It Just Sits In Between Things, But It Makes Such A Big Difference In The Way That The Machine Is Working. That Concept Has Always Been Something That Has Interested Me, But I Didn't Really Know Why.