I Wanted To Prove That I Could

When A Man Carries A Gun All The Time, The Respect He Thinks He's Getting Might Really Be Fear. So I Don't Carry A Gun Because I Don't Want The People Of Mayberry To Fear A Gun. I'd Rather They Respect Me.

I Wanted To Prove That I Could Play Something Else, But There Were 249 Episodes Out There Of 'mayberry,' And It Was Aired Every Day. It Was Hard To Escape.

Who Is Going To Believe A Con Artist? Everyone, If She Is Good.

Mornin', Ladies. My Goodness, Don't You Look Happy. Must Be Cuttin' Somebody Up Pretty Good.

I'm Not Really Wise. But I Can Be Cranky.