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I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.

The Time Of Getting Fame For Your Name On Its Own Is Over. Artwork That Is Only About Wanting To Be Famous Will Never Make You Famous. Any Fame Is A By-product Of Making Something That Means Something. You Don't Go To A Restaurant And Order A Meal Because You Want To Have A Sh*t.

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.

Some People Represent Authority Without Ever Possessing Any Of Their Own.

The Art World Is The Biggest Joke Going. It's A Rest Home For The Overprivileged, The Pretentious, And The Weak. And Modern Art Is A Disgrace - Never Have So Many People Used So Much Stuff And Taken So Long To Say So Little.