I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years

Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.

Some People Criticize Me For Using Sources That Are A Bit Low Brow (this Quote Is From 'gladiator') But You Know What? 'i'm Just Going To Use That Hostility To Make Me Stronger, Not Weaker' As Kelly Rowland Said On The X Factor.

Gaza Is Often Described As 'the World's Largest Open Air Prison' Because No-one Is Allowed To Enter Or Leave. But That Seems A Bit Unfair To Prisons - They Don’t Have Their Electricity And Drinking Water Cut Off Randomly Almost Every Day.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

Bus Stops Are Far More Interesting And Useful Places To Have Art Than In Museums.