I Wanted To Do Serious Movies. I

I Hate Being An Actor, They Dress You And Put On Your Makeup And You Just Feel Like A Little Baby.

You Say I Sucked At The Oscars. I Was A Genius At The Oscars. That Was Experimental Tuxedo Sleep Art.

I Used To Care About How I Looked. Now I Don’t Care As Much. Maybe It’s Because I’m So Handsome.

I Think All Great Comedies - Or At Least The Comedies I Like - It Has Some Of The Funniest Moments, But It Never Breaks The Spell For The Audience. It Never Pushes The Audience Away By Spoofing Itself Too Much Or Undermining The Characters Or Making Them Cardboard Or Flimsy. Everybody Is Really Trying To Do What Their Characters Believe In - And So Nobody Breaks The Spell Of The World, Even Though In Other Ways It's A Comedy And Very Funny.

If You Have A Profession That Depends On What You Look Like, You Can't Blame Somebody For Caring About That. It's Part Of Their Job. So It's Vanity But It's Also Not In A Lot Of Cases. It's Being Professional.