I Wanted To Be, You Know, Just

I Quote Fictional Characters, Because I'm A Fictional Character Myself!

My Life Is Like A Lone, Forgotten Q-tip In The Second-to-last Drawer.

I Envy People Who Have The Capacity To Sit With Another Human Being And Find Them Endlessly Interesting, I Would Rather Watch Tv. Of Course This Becomes Eventually Known To The Other Person.

I Have Two Moods. One Is Roy, Rollicking Roy, The Wild Ride Of A Mood. And Pam, Sediment Pam, Who Stands On The Shore And Sobs... Sometimes The Tide Is In, Sometimes It's Out.

Saying You're An Alcoholic And An Addict Is Like Saying You're From Los Angeles And From California.