I Wanted To Be, You Know, Just

I Don't Really Understand It - Marriage.

I Envy People Who Have The Capacity To Sit With Another Human Being And Find Them Endlessly Interesting, I Would Rather Watch Tv. Of Course This Becomes Eventually Known To The Other Person.

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

Nobody Wants To Read About A Good-looking Happy Person.

I Have A Second Dog, Too, Mainly For Security.