I Wanted To Be, You Know, Just

I Feel So Agitated All The Time, Like A Hamster In Search Of A Wheel.

I Still Give My Friends Relationship Advice, Of Course, And I'm Not Bad At It. 'anyone's Crisis But Mine' Is My Motto.

My Heart's In The Right Place. I Know, 'cuz I Hid It There.

The Parrots Are Great. They Do Something I Refer To As "the Phone Call From Venus." They Repeat All My Phone Conversations. It Can Very Annoying - Like Having A Lot Of Children In The House Screaming.

People See Me And They Squeal Like Tropical Birds Or Seals Stranded On The Beach.