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I Hate Christmas. I Do Think It Is Odd That I Have Wound Up Playing These Two Iconic Christmas Haters. It Is The Same Story, In A Way. Scrooge Is The Original Grinch. I Think I Am Perfectly Suited, Because I Have Had Some Dark Christmases.

When Someone You Love Dies, You Don't Lose Them All At Once. You Lose Them In Pieces Over Time, Like How The Mail Stops Coming.

150 People Die Every Year From Being Hit By Falling Coconuts. Not To Worry, Drug Makers Are Developing A Vaccine.

I Do Whatever [comedies] I'm Attracted To. It's Like The Woman Who Stands Out In The Crowd, Who For Some Reason You Notice, That's The One You're Supposed To Dance With At That Time In Your Life. That's Just What It Is With Scripts... They Find You When You're Emotionally In The Right Place To Do Them.

If You've Got A Talent, Protect It.