Don't You Just Hate It, When You

When I Started Out. I'd Drive A Hundred Miles To Do My Act For Free.

I Spent Most Of My Time In My Room Staring At A Mirror. I Never Knew I Was Supposed To Socialize. I Just Spent Hours Making Faces At Myself, Having A Good Time.

I Try To Do Something The Audience Might Not Have Seen Before.

The Effect You Have On Others Is The Most Valuable Currency There Is.

I Hate Christmas. I Do Think It Is Odd That I Have Wound Up Playing These Two Iconic Christmas Haters. It Is The Same Story, In A Way. Scrooge Is The Original Grinch. I Think I Am Perfectly Suited, Because I Have Had Some Dark Christmases.