I Wanted To Be A Rock Star.

I Don't Think Wood Was Discovered In Britain Until The 1970's. That's When I Discovered It Anyway.

Great, As Long As You're Happy

This Story Is True. Of Course, There Are Many Lies Therein And Most Of It Did Not Happen, But It's All True. In That Sense It Is Deeply Religious, Perhaps Even Biblical.

When I Stopped Drinking, It Was Only Because I Thought If I Don't Stop, I'm Going To Die.

Divorce Lawyers Stoke Anger And Fear In Their Clients, Knowing That As Long As The Conflicts Remain Unresolved The Revenue Stream Will Keep Flowing.