I Wanted To Be A Rock Star.

Being Guilty Tends To Engender Feelings Of Guilt.

Time Is Only Linear For Engineers And Referees.

You Know, I Think There's A Good Rule Of Thumb Here: Don't Take Nutritional Advice From Other Species.

114 Isn't As Old As It Used To Be They Say Its The New 104.

I'm Always A Bit Shy Around Evil People.