I Wanted To Be A Comedian, And

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

When You're A Comedian, The Holy Grail Is An Hour Long Hbo Special.

It's Not An Overnight Thing. I Can Legitimately Say I've Been Working My Ass Off For A Long Time And The Fact That I'm Getting This Concert Movie Is Perfect Because It's Coming At Just The Right Time In My Life.

I Never Go Perform Somewhere Alone. I've Done That Since Day One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.

I'm A Big Boy, But I Can Get Jiggy With It. Ladies, I Will Go To Dance Clubs, And I Will Tear It Up Hardcore For A Good 30 Seconds.