I Want To Show All Sides Of

That's The Biggest Rule In Hollywood: Don't Spend Your Own Money.

I Become Friends With People In Each City Who Can Show Me Around. Like If Someone Came To Los Angeles They Wouldn't Really Know Where To Go, So They'd Have To Call Me Up And Then I'd Show Them Around.

I Fly Around With Chicks On Each Arm And Have No Script. I Just Talk About What I Feel Like. But That's Why My Act Works: I'm Like This Normal Guy.

I Remember Taking Mushrooms At The Wrap Party, It Was Like The First And Last Time I Took That.

I Want To Do An 'extreme Makeover' Show. You Know That Mtv Show 'i Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I Want To Do A New Show. I Want To Have A Different Famous Face.