I Want To Reclaim 'liberal.' I'm A

My Dad Always Told Me To Stand Up To Bullies, And Bill O'reilly Is Kind Of A Bully, And He's The Kind Of Kid Who Hits Other Kids On The Playground. And When You Hit Him, He Runs To The Teacher And Says, 'teacher, Sue Him.'

You Know, Lincoln Was Funny. I Don't Think F.d.r. Was Very Funny. But Lincoln Was Funny. Lincoln Was Really Funny. But I Think You Should Get Elected First, And Then Show That You're Funny.

Putin Has Had Many Positive Experiences Working With Western Political Leaders Whose Business Interests Made Them More Disposed To Deal With Russia.

The Point Is That There Is Tremendous Hypocrisy Among The Christian Right. And I Think That Christian Voters Should Start Looking At Global Warming And Extreme Poverty As A Religious Issue That Speaks To The Culture Of Life.

My Dad Never Graduated High School. He Was A Printing Salesman. We Lived In A Two-bedroom, One-bath House In St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We Weren't Rich - But We Felt Secure.