I Want To Make Sure I'm With

You Could Eat Sushi Off My Bookshelf. My Cleaning Regime Is Like A Battleground. I'm Genghis Khan And My Cleaning Products Are My Mongolian Army And I Take No Prisoners. The Rest Of My Life Is An Experiment In Chaos So I Like To Keep My Flat Neat.

I'm Not The Cool Thing, And I'm Not Going To Be The Cool Thing For A Really Long Time, And It Isn't Like I'm Not The Cool Thing And I Sell 3,000,000 Records Every Time. I'm Not The Cool Thing, And I Barely Sell 150,000 Records, If That, Ever. So I'm Obviously Working Really Hard To Sustain Myself. I'm Actually A Target To Be Dropped, Because That's Just Not Enough Records For A Big Company.

I'm Never Argumentative For The Sake Of Being Argumentative, I Don't Think. And More Than Ever, I've Had To Be Willing To Fight Just To Get Records Released, Or Just To Be Able To Walk Away With A Little Bit Of Self-respect And Pride.

I'm Definitely In The Market For Being Uncool. There Was Some Funny Stuff, Like The Thing About Making Sure I Show People That I Have Tattoos And Cigarettes So That They Know I'm Badass. But Really, I Do Have Tattoos! And I Do Smoke Cigarettes Sometimes, And I Can't Change That. But I Am Not Badass, By Any Means. I Do Some Stuff That's Tongue-in-cheek, And Some Stuff That's On The Line. And It Could Be Funny, It Could Be Serious, And I Never Even Know Myself, Because It Could Be Funny That Day, And The Next Day It's Totally Embarrassing.

A Lot Of My Songs, They're Like Puzzle Pieces, And There's Just One Way To Put Them Together. You Could, If You Needed To, Get The Scissors Out And Cut Up Things To Make Them Work. But I Don't Want To Do That.