I Want To Do Something Where I

I Am Not, I Repeat, Not A Lesbian - Even Though I'd Like To Be One When I Grow Up.

I Am A Rubbish Flirt.

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.

I'd Like To Play A Horse, Many People Think I Already Have. Either End Of The Horse Would Be Fine.

In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy Old Bag.