I Want To Ask Him If It’s

Evie Wanted To Cry. From Fear. From Exhaustion, Yes. But Mostly From The Cruel Uselessness, The Damned Stupid Arbitrariness Of It All.

Because It Is Morning, It Is Morning, And There Is So Much To See.

I'm Just Saying It's Not All Sand Castles And Ninjas.

On Tv, Talking Heads Wrung Their Hands Over A Lack Of Traditional Feminine Values And Wondered If Girls’ Sports Were To Blame. Then They Cut To A Commercial Featuring A Sexy College Coed Vacuuming Her Dorm Room In Her Underwear.

What Kind Of Person Doesn't Let You Have Gummi Bears?