I Want The World To See My

Sometimes I've Been To A Party Where No One Spoke To Me For A Whole Evening. The Men, Frightened By Their Wives Or Sweeties, Would Give Me A Wide Berth. And The Ladies Would Gang Up In A Corner To Discuss My Dangerous Character.

I'm A Failure As A Woman. My Men Expect So Much Of Me, Because Of The Image They've Made Of Me- And That I've Made Of Myself- As A Sex Symbol. They Expect Bells To Ring And Whistles To Whistle, But My Anatomy Is The Same As Any Other Woman's And I Can't Live Up To It.

The Public Doesn't Mind People Living Together Without Being Married, Providing They Don't Overdo It.

A Man Makes You Feel Important - Makes You Glad You Are A Woman.

But Square-cut Or Pear-shaped, These Rocks Don't Lose Their Shape. Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.