A Kiss On The Hand Might Feel

It's Better To Be Unhappy Alone Than Unhappy With Someone - So Far.

I Always Felt I Was A Nobody, And The Only Way For Me To Be Somebody Was To Be - Well, Somebody Else. Which Is Probably Why I Wanted To Act.

At Twelve I Looked Like A Girl Of Seventeen. My Body Was Developed And Shapely. I Still Wore The Blue Dress And The Blouse The Orphanage Provided. They Made Me Look Like An Overgrown Lummox.

As Far As I Can Make Out, Women's Friendships With Each Other Are Based On A Gush Of Lies And Pretty Speeches That Mean Nothing. You'd Think They Were All Wolves Trying To Seduce Each Other The Way They Flatter And Flirt When They're Together.

The Truth Is, I've Never Fooled Anyone. I've Let Men Sometimes Fool Themselves.