I Want People To Understand That From

I'm A Great Believer In Getting Checked Out Because If You Know You're Ok, You Actually Feel Better; Your Mind Plays A Big Part Of It.

Women Say Hello And Then Put Their Hands Down My Trousers. I Thought It Was My Hand They Were Supposed To Shake.

The Object Of This Competition Is Not To Be Mean To The Losers But To Find A Winner. The Process Makes You Mean Because You Get Frustrated. Kids Turn Up Unrehearsed, Wearing The Wrong Clothes, Singing Out Of Tune And You Can Either Say, "good Job" And Patronize Them Or Tell Them The Truth, And Sometimes The Truth Is Perceived As Mean.

Not Everybody Is Perfect, And I Don't Think We Should Be Looking For Perfect People.

If Your Lifeguard Duties Were As Good As Your Singing, A Lot Of People Would Be Drowning.