I Want Nothing To Do With Privilege.

I Was Voted Best-looking Kid In High School But, As You Can See, Things Changed. I Used To Say I Was A 260-pound Woody Allen. You Can Make That 295-pound Now.

You Know, All Writers Are Vampires And They'll Look Around And They Watch You When You're Not Even Thinking They're Watching You And They'll Slip Stuff In.

I Find I Have To Be The Sad Clown: Laughing On The Outside, Crying On The Inside.

I Like Idiotic Comedies.

I Like The Prop Food So Much That I Eat It Between Takes As Well As On Camera.