For Once I'm Not The Guy Losing

Actors Will Say, 'my Character Wouldn't Say That.' Who Said It Was Your Character?

This Is Gonna Sound Stupid, But I Saw At One Point That Our Mothers Are ... Bus Drivers. No, They Are The Bus. See, They're The Vehicle That Gets Us Here. They Drop Us Off And Go On Their Way. They Continue On Their Journey. And The Problem Is That We Keep Tryin' To Get Back On The Bus, Instead Of Just Lettin' It Go.

You Know My Feelings: Every Day Is A Gift. It's Just, Does It Have To Be Socks?

I Was Voted Best-looking Kid In High School But, As You Can See, Things Changed. I Used To Say I Was A 260-pound Woody Allen. You Can Make That 295-pound Now.

Those Who Want Respect, Give Respect.