I Want Faith; But I Am Faithless

It Is A Mistake To Think You Cant Be Hurt If You Don't Care

I Can't Imagine Anything More Stressful Than Monogamy.

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.

My Father Was Never Anti-anything In Our House.

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.