I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.

If By Any Chance A Playwright Wishes To Express A Political Opinion Or A Moral Opinion Or A Philosophy, He Must Be A Good Enough Craftsman To Do It With So Much Spice Of Entertainment In It That The Public Get The Message Without Being Aware Of It.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.