I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens

I Don't Much Care For Hollywood, I'd Rather Have A Nice Cup Of Cocoa.

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

You Ask My Advice About Acting? Speak Clearly, Don't Bump Into The Furniture And If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Pay Packet On Friday.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.