I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

My Importance To The World Is Relatively Small. On The Other Hand, My Importance To Myself Is Tremendous. I Am All I Have To Work With, To Play With, To Suffer And To Enjoy. It Is Not The Eyes Of Others That I Am Wary Of, But Of My Own. I Do Not Intend To Let Myself Down More Than I Can Possibly Help, And I Find That The Fewer Illusions I Have About Myself Or The World Around Me, The Better Company I Am For Myself.

Let's Drink To The Spirit Of Gallantry And Courage That Made A Strange Heaven Out Of Unbelievable Hell, And Let's Drink To The Hope That One Day This Country Of Ours, Which We Love So Much, Will Find Dignity And Greatness And Peace Again.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.