I Very Much Like "canada, The Adults

Canada Is A Sweet Country. It Is Like Your Retarded Cousin You See At Thanksgiving And Sort Of Pat Him On The Head. You Know, He's Nice, But You Don't Take Him Seriously. That Is Canada.

I Very Much Like "canada, The Adults Are Talking" Stance.

Canada Has Little Pictures Of Us In Its Bedroom, Right? Canada Spends All Of Its Time Thinking About The United States, Obsessing Over The United States. It's Unrequited Love Between Canada And The United States.

I Will Avoid Demonizing People Who Don't Agree With Me About This Election.

There's No Suggestion Of Why People Might Have Voted For [donald] Trump.