I Usually Start Writing Stories From Tone

The Best Stories You Usually Hear Are Stories That People Feel Some Type Of Urgency About.

My Mother, For Example, Told The German Officer Not To Kill Her. She'd Make It Worth His While. And Then, When They Were Doing It, She Pulled A Knife Out Of Her Belt And Sliced Open His Chest, Just Like She Used To Open Chicken Breasts To Stuff With Rice For The Sabbath Meal.

The One Who Swallows Cactuses With Spines Should Not Complain About Hemorrhoids.

I Don't Have Facebook Or Twitter Accounts Yet. Being A Compulsive Storyteller, I Always Make Up For Myself Discouraging Stories About How Such Accounts Will Get Me Into Embarrassing And Time-consuming Situations.

If You Want To Learn How To Be Happy, You Have To Know What Is Sadness First.