I Used To Dance When I Was

Having Children Is What A Woman Is Born For, Really.

I Wish I Played An Instrument, But I Could Never Decide Which One, And I Ended Up Playing Nothing.

I Love Oldies Just Kind Of Sweet, Slinky, Fifties Music. The Slow Stuff. And Billie Holiday.

I Wish I Had Had A Great Disappointment, A Real One.

When I Cannot Get That Moment Of Truth Where You Feel Yourself Opening Up Like A Flower, I Absolutely Loathe The Bloody Camera. I Can Just Feel This Black Hole Eyeing Me, Sucking Me In, And I Feel Like Smashing It To Smithereens.