I Used To Be A Window Cleaner.

I Used To Be A Window Cleaner. I Got Fired Because I Sometimes Liked To Drink The Soapy Water.

I Don't Believe Stores Should Stock Clothes Below Or Above A Certain Weight. They Should Be Made To Feel Uncomfortable When They Go In And Can't Find A Size.

I Love All Those Stupid, Cheesy Chat-up Lines Like 'did God Take The Stars Out Of The Sky And Put Them Into Your Eyes?' But I Never Get Chatted Up.

You've Got Your Justins Who Have All The Back Flipping Dancers And Stuff, And Then You've Got Lemar, And He Totally Moves You Without Having To Do All Of That, And He's Gorgeous.

There Never Seems To Be Enough Hours In The Day. At The Moment I Have No Time To Make New Music Because I've Been Doing So Much Promotion For This New Single.