I Use A Smoke Alarm As A

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

Moving On Is A Gift You Give Yourself.

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.