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Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I Think Hillary Clinton's Style Is Perfect. Perfect. You Don't Notice What She's Wearing, You Notice The Woman.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.