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My First Professional Job Was Appearing In A Disastrous Theatre Production Of Oh, What A Lovely War In Leicester Rep, Shortly After Leaving Cambridge.

I Love Being An Older Comic Now. It's Like Being An Old Soccer Or An Old Baseball Player. You're In The Hall Of Fame And It's Nice, But You're No Longer That Person In The Limelight On The Spot Doing That Thing.

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

You Initially Become Funny As A Kid Because You're Looking For Attention And Love. Psychologists Think That's All To Do With Mother Abandonment. I Think John Cleese Has His Depressions, And Terry Gilliam's The Same. All Of Us Together Make One Completely Insane Person.

Executives Do Not On The Whole Do Well With Comedy. They Can't Understand It, They Can't Read It, They Can't Spot It.