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We All Wish We Could Be In More Than One Place At The Same Time. People With Families Feel Guilty All The Time-if We Spend Too Much Time With Our Family, We Feel We're Not Working Hard Enough.

I Believe Things Happen That Can't Be Explained, But So Many People Seem Intent On Explaining Them. Everyone Has An Answer For Them. Either Aliens Or Things From The Spirit World.

I Made A Handshake Agreement With My Best Friend In College, Michael Shamberg, Who Is Now A Movie Producer. We Used To Write Shows Together, And We Said, "let's Only Do What's Fun. Let's Never Take A Job Where We Have To Dress Up In A Suit."

I Loved Writing And Performing, But The Idea Of Doing It For A Living Seemed So Remote. But I Eventually Let It Devolve To The Point Where It Was The Only Thing I Could Do.

I Always Think That The Writer Is Doing The Vast Majority Of The Director's Work, In A Sense. If You're A Writer Who Is Also Going To Direct, You're Doing All Your Preparation: You're Already Visualizing Everything, You're Imagining How The Lines Are Going To Be Read, You See The Blocking In Your Head, And You Know The Rhythm And The Pacing.