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When Someone's An Actor And You're An Actor, You Meet Them And You Feel Like You Know Them. We're In The Same Business, And We All Speak The Same Comedy Language.

When A Director Writes, There's A Compulsory Arbitration. You Have A Right To Challenge Any Of The Arbitrators, But They Pick Three Of Four Arbitrators Who Read All The Drafts With No Names Attached And Then Allocate Credit.

You Can't Love Somebody Into A State Of Mental Health.

I'm Terrified Beyond The Capacity For Rational Thought.

As An Actor, You're Completely At The Mercy Of Other People. You Basically Go Begging For The Opportunity To Work. As A Writer, At Least Nobody Can Tell Me What To Do. I Can Write What I Want. I Might Not Sell It, But At Least I'm In Control.