I Trust That As He Shall Further

There Is A Vague Popular Belief That Lawyers Are Necessarily Dishonest. I Say Vague, Because When We Consider To What Extent Confidence And Honors Are Reposed In And Conferred Upon Lawyers By The People, It Appears Improbable That Their Impression Of Dishonesty Is Very Distinct And Vivid. Yet The Impression Is Common, Almost Universal.

Why Don't I Drink From A Straw? Because Straws Are For Suckers.

Without Slavery The Rebellion Could Never Have Existed; Without Slavery It Could Not Continue.

As President, I Have No Eyes But Constitutional Eyes; I Cannot See You.

No Man Has A Good Enough Memory To Be A Successful Liar.