I Truly Believe My Job Is To

Yes It's Going Really Well. We Are Planning On Having A Baby Together.

So I Am Hoping My Second Outing To Your Wonderful University Turns Out Differently, Because It Would Be Highly Embarrassing If I Said, “good Evening Yaleites” Or “yalers”, Or Whatever You Guys Are Called, And Got Stuck At Yaaaaa…. That Wouldn’t Make For Much Of A Speech.

I Learnt Very Early In Life That Whenever There Is A Choice Between Peace Of Mind And Piece Of Ass, Go For The Former.

Even Though I Am Fantastic Looking, I Am Still Quite Intelligent.

I Don't Drink, Fight & Womanise. I Am Not A Wife Beater. I Don't Do Nude Covers. I Don't Have A 12-inch Long You Know What ... I Am Quite Boring.