I Truly Believe My Job Is To

I Have Memories Of Being In Yale Five Years Ago. It Was December And So Damn Cold That While Professing Love To My Leading Lady And Singing A Bollywood Ditty Which Went Something Like This, Kabhie Alvida Na Kehna – My Mouth Froze Itself To Death. I Say Death Because As I Inched Closer To Kiss Her, Mouthing The Words Kabhi Alvida Na… My Mouth And Jaw Just Locked.

Maybe The Country Doesn’t Pray For Me Like They Do For Sachin Tendulkar, But I Know I’m On A Good Wicket As Well.

I Work Hard, Like I'm Sure Everyone Else Does, And I'm Very Honest With The Work I Do.

If I Talk To A Girl, It's Assumed That I'm Having A Scene With Her. If I Don't, Then It's Assumed That I'm Gay.

Sometimes You Need To Let People Feel Important By Disliking You. It's Their Little Happiness.