I Tried To Charm The Pants Off

Cherish Forever What Makes You Unique, 'cuz You're Really A Yawn If It Goes.

I've Forbidden My Daughter To Have Grandchildren, I'm Too Young.

Only Two Groups Of People Intimidate Me Absolutely: Salespeople And The French.

When I Turned 50, I Threw Myself A Big Birthday Party, And I Looked Seriously At What My Life Has Been About. I Recommend This To Everybody. Ask Yourself, "what Have I Done? How Did I Do It? Where'd I Mess Up? Where Did I Do Well?" When I Did This Assessment Of My Life, I Said To Myself, "it Was Really Good." I Made A Lot Of People Laugh, Made A Lot Of People Cry In A Good Way, Brought A Lot Of Joy To People, Picked Up A Lot Of Garbage. And In All Those Years, I Saw A Lot. I Went To Foreign Lands. I Met Interesting People. And I Got It!

Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.